Now I Eat My ABCs

I already liked CheezIts. I used to like throwing them into the air and catching them in my mouth, one-by-one. They were already hard enough to resist, no one asked for something even more addictive! My favorite was always the Reduced Fat White Cheddar variety. I rarely see that type in stores anymore. Most snacks have become stupendously expensive in recent years, so I buy CheezIts less often now.

Unfortunately I have access to a Grocery Outlet which sometimes has a good deal on random CheezIt varieties. And nowadays it seems the company has expanded to about 300 different flavors!

I couldn’t resist these Cheddar Jack Letters when I saw them on the shelf. I finally opened the box today for a late night (early morning) snack. They are so tasty they should be banned in all 50 states! It’s also very sneaky of the designers to print ABC letters on them! Once you start digging through, you inevitably want to spell out words. You keep grabbing more until you find the letters you are looking for. And why not eat the ones already in your hand, since they aren’t the right letter? It’s terrible. Guaranteed fatness and sodium overdose!

I couldn’t help but notice how nicely the CheezIts line up with the grid on my cutting mat. Now I eat my ABCs. Next time won’t you eat with me? Three cheers for LMNOP! The new alphabet song variation kids are being taught these days is super awful!

What does any of this have to do with a sharpening business? Who cares! If I only wrote about sharpening stuff, I’d have to grow up into a full-fledged adult! That is beyond my capability. I’m still a goofy kid inside, no matter how gray my hair gets! Besides, does anyone even read blogs anymore?